"Where are the gizmos?"
"Buckets of WHORES I tell you!"
"Where are you, you hooker-face?"
"You kids, and always doing things with your stuff..."
"Damn hooker pirate!"
"I don't trust other people's holes."
"Ugh, a thong would feel SO GOOD right now."
"It's like you're racist against cool stuff or something."
"Nom-nom-nomicon"
"I can't believe I just spent 10 minutes editing Velcro."
"You can just go take your Mother right to the circus!"
"Feed off of that. It's your dinner, and it's delicious."
